The GOTC Archives

Well, folks, I've talked about this long enough. At long last, here's the GOTC archive page. You may notice that I've dispensed entirely with the "issue" motif here, as this is designed to be a way to look up individual articles. (I also left the astrology columns out - they're very time-sensitive, and there are only two of 'em anyhow.) With that being the case, I also decided to arrange the articles chronologically by column instead of keeping the issue/week format. You may also see that some of the articles - most of 'em, really - have different names on this list. That also ties into making searches easier; some of the actual titles just ain't that descriptive. You'll also spot a couple of "extras" throughout the list. Anyway, on with the show....

1. No ID, No Problem (Pre-GOTC!)
   
2. Junk Food Stamps (Pre-GOTC!)
   
3. Spare Me The Change (Pre-GOTC!)
   
4. Megan's Law (Pre-GOTC!)
   
5. The Verb Rant (Pre-GOTC!)
   
6. Fundamentalism, Part 1
   
7. Fundamentalism, Part 2
   
8. Reader Mail
   
9. Bookstore Hypocrisy
   
10. A C-Store Play
    
11. A Look into the Future
    
12. State Legislators In Action
    
13. Jorgé José's Secret Inconvenience Store Report
    
14. The Kitten Coalition
    
15. Dealing With Americans
    
16. A Tribute to William S. Burroughs
    
17. Jay In Hell, Part 1
    
18. Jay In Hell, Part 2
    
19. Jay In Hell, Part 3
    
20. Jay In Hell, Part 4
    
21. The Return of M.P. Madden, Part 1
    
22. The Return of M.P. Madden, Part 2
    
23. Haute Cuisine
    
24. Current Events With M.P. and Friends
    
25. More Viewer Email
    
26. Convenience Store Terror (Halloween)
    
27. Interview with a Kitten Woman
    
28. The Quaker Meeting
    
29. Hate Crimes
    
30. Modern Medicine
    
31. Underaged Smokers
    
32. Traffic Laws
    
33. The Meaning of Christmas (with G.D. Flantantino)
    
34. New Year's Rant ("The Daddy Head Rant")
    
35. Inconvenience Store Application
    
36. Convenience Store Mystery
    
37. Spacebrain (not for the squeamish)
    
38. This Is My Job
    
39. Poetry
    
40. The American Book of the Dead
    
41. Murder - Seven Easy Steps
    
42. The Letter
    
43. How to Stop Smoking (Last 'Rant' column)
    
44. WB Network Announces Name Change (First 'News' column)
    
45. Robert Rubin Resigns
    
46. Man Wins Everything in Lawsuit
    
47. Jesus Delays Return
    
48. Joss Whedon Succumbs to Mob
    
49. MP3 Q&A (by Marc Valhara)
    
50. RIAA Attacks Usenet
    
51. First Presidential Debate
    
52. Fight Dawn (by Pollyanna Huffington)
    
53. Animals as Sex Toys
    
54. Mike's Mailbag: The PCXL Story
    
55. Mike's Ex
    
56. File Sharing Rant
    
57. Reed J. Irvine's Lost Editorial
    
58. Xmas Rant
    
59. Anorexia and You: A Primer for the Dense
    
60. Third Shift Etiquette
    
61. Billy Graham's Confession
    

Audio Extra: M.P.'s Answering Machine (WAV, 99K)
Random Column!

1. The McDonald's Coffee Case, by Rev. Bob
   
2. Benevolent Despotism, by The Prodigal Son
   
3. Stupid Smokers, by Rev. Bob
   
4. Responsibility, Part 1 (never completed), by The Prodigal Son
   
5. Introduction, by Silvermane
   
6. Bill's Spill, by Silvermane
   
7. The War (?) on Drugs, Part 1, by Silvermane
   
8. The War (?) on Drugs, Part 2, by Silvermane
   
9. Relationships, by Silvermane
   
10. Problems of the World: Christians, by Silvermane
    
11. Problems of the World: Parents, by Silvermane
    
12. Problems of the World: Politics, by Silvermane
    
13. Entertaining the Masses: Visual Media, by Silvermane
    
14. Entertaining the Masses: Music, by Silvermane
    
15. Entertaining the Masses: The Written Word, by Silvermane
    
16. Evangelist Hypocrisy, by Blackraven
    
17. Pledge of Bondage, by Silvermane
    
18. ...And Justice (?) For All, by Silvermane
    
Random Column!

1. Unethical Web Design
   
2. Illiteracy and the Net
   
3. An Immodest Proposal (aka 'Slay the Stupid')
   
4. Mistaken Assumptions
   
5. Feminism, Women, and Men: Introduction
   
6. Feminism, Women, and Men: Pornography
   
7. Feminism, Women, and Men: Equality
   
8. Feminism, Women, and Men: Language
   
9. Feminism, Women, and Men: Double Standards
   
10. Feminism, Women, and Men: Dating
    
11. Feminism, Women, and Men: Relationships
    
12. Feminism, Women, and Men: Conclusion
    
13. School Vouchers
    
14. Terrifying the Politically Correct (Halloween)
    
15. Fractured Reality
    
16. The Fundamentalist Fallacy
    
17. The ACLU and Internet Ratings (Part 1)
    
18. The ACLU and Internet Ratings (Part 2)
    
19. The ACLU and Internet Ratings (Part 3)
    
20. Christmas Wish List
    
21. Uncommon Courtesy
    
22. Super Bowl Madness
    
23. Guilt, Innocence, and Justice
    
24. Mini-Rants
    
25. The Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
    
26. Spam and the Usenet Death Penalty
    
27. Faith and Math
    
28. The Birth of GOTC
    
29. High School Competency Tests
    
30. Breeding for Idiocy
    
31. Looking for Wisdom in All the Strange Places
    
32. Televised Sports
    
33. Home Video Madness (Part 1)
    
34. Theatrical Madness (Part 2)
    
35. The Truth About Religion
    
36. Fandom Rules: Better Living Through Science Fiction
    
37. You Know You're Sick When....
    
38. The Blame Game: Littleton, Colorado
    See also: Clean version
    
39. George Lucas: The Real Phantom Menace
    
40. Gun Company Lawsuits
    
41. Y2K and Religious Paranoia
    
42. Stupid Laws
    
43. Third Party Thoughts
    
44. Tolerance
    
45. You Might be a Cultist If...
    
46. School Prayer
    
47. Weird News: Coffins and Elections
    
48. Wasted Votes?
    
49. Politics and Marketing
    
50. Election Reform: Local Measures
    
51. Election Reform: National Measures
    
52. President Shrub: The Next Four Years
    
53. Hypocritical Moralists
    
54. Motivation: The Five Deadly Virtues
    
55. Economics for Dummies
    
56. The Digital Divide
    
57. The Death Penalty
    
58. Compassion
    
59. September 11, 2001
    
60. The Politics of Sensitivity
    
61. Slavery Reparations
    
62. Freedom From Religion
    
63. Hospitals Suck
    

Extra: The Massive "People I Hate" List
Random Column!

1. The Evils of the Internet
   
2. Why Do Women...? (Part 1)
   
3. Why Do Men...? (Part 2)
   
4. Hero Worship
   
5. Anti-Smoking Activists
   
6. Anti-Gun Activists
   
7. Daytime Talk Shows
   
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