[Note: Since The Prodigal Son has been unable to continue writing for us, Silvermane has taken his place at the helm of this column. - Rev. Bob]
Hello, people. I am Silvermane, Minister of Retribution. I will be writing for this column for a while, so deal with it. Hope you like it; if not, then don't read it. 'Nuff said.
Ok, lets get one thing straight right now. Life is a bitch! This is an ultimate truth. Life is hard, but it is not impossible. Life is not a shiny, happy affair in which the knight in shining armor saves the beautiful princess from the clutches of the evil villain. This is a complete and utter crock of shit! In reality the knight is not clad in shinning armor; instead he's usually clad in a stained old sports shirt with a beer in his hand and a mouthful of chewing tobacco. Someone who sure as hell isn't going to help anyone except maybe his own fat ass to the fridge for another cold one. The princess is usually some flabby, out of work, trailer park trash whore. Finally, the villain (usually a lawyer, politician, or corporate type) wins the day, takes the money, and makes off with anything else he wants. This is life, so deal with it!!!
In reality, which is an undiscovered country to most, everything you do generates consequences, something else most people know nothing about! Most people nowadays have no concept of reality, because their parents didn't bother to teach them anything about it. These same people have no concept of consequences because they were allowed to run wild as children. Their parents never disciplined them (or, at least, not enough), so they believe they can do as they please and not pay for it. The end result of which is, they do stupid things and then want to whine, cry and make up dumb excuses for their actions ("the devil made me do it" or "I was beaten/molested as a child"). This is nothing but a bunch of crap. For this, they deserve no sympathy or mercy!!!
Speaking of sympathy and mercy. who in the hell decided that criminals were actually the ultimate victims of society, and their need to commit crimes is nothing more than a "symptom" of the "pain" they feel for whatever reason (I witnessed a violent act on TV or I was beaten/molested as a child - not to down play people who were beaten or molested)??? Bullshit!!! Wake Up, You Stupid, Weak Kneed, Liberal, Crybaby, Bleeding Heart, Pansies!! The idea of criminals being the ultimate victims and their crimes being a "symptom" of their "pain" is nothing more than a bunch of lace and paisley liberal shit! Criminals are evil, vile sacks of shit. They should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Killing these bastards would more than likely deter any future criminals from even considering the idea of committing crimes...'cause death is one hell of a deterrent!!!
Ok, a little definition would be good about now. My definition of a crime is "anything that hurts or hampers the growth of a community." Killing a child is a crime, but killing a drug dealer is a public service (TRUST ME)!!! Mind you, this statement is very subjective but I am not the only one who feels this way and I honestly believe this idea to be true. Besides, it is my column, so if you disagree with my ideas, then have the balls to argue the point with me when I get my E-mail account up and running!!!
Well, I hope I have offended someone with this. Until next time....