So, it's now official: our President is a human being. Now, everybody gasp and be shocked and horrified all together. I'm not gonna bother saying what a sick freak Monica is for saving his "seed" on a dress.
Look, does anyone really give a damn that Billy Boy had some whore blow his bugle? Big fucking deal!!! If your life is so boring and devoid of interest that you have to cling to this kind of crap, then you ought to consider death as an alternative to your worthless existence. Now, if that statement offends you, then fuck off!! It's my column; I say what I think. So if you don't like it, go away!
How would any of you feel if someone dug up your private life and tried to get you fired from your job for having some ugly whore mouth your instrument? I'd bet you would get very pissed off. So how do you think Bill feels? What (or who) he does is his business and no one else's - so get a fucking life and let the man do his goddamned job.
Speaking of doing his job, Lord in Heaven did he do his job! Those raghead bastards killed a bunch of our people so Billy Boy sends in a small fleet and blows those worthless bastards straight to Hell!! One hundred Tomahawk cruise missiles (from what I got of the story) right up their asses! This ought to be the start of a "Don't fuck with the U.S." campaign. It worked in World War II, it could work now. Besides, nothing says "Go To Hell" like high explosives.
Now, I know that the U.N. would have a problem with this idea. But I (of course) have an answer for that little obstacle as well. Fuck them, we started the U.N. Hell, we are the U.N. Basically, if it wasn't for us the U.N. wouldn't even exist, so we should just disband the goddamn thing. Then we step up and conquer every country that has a problem with us. That would put a big damper on worldwide terrorist activities.
This is a very proactive, militaristic - some might say barbaric or dictatorial - view, but proactive is what we need. For far too long this country has reacted to the world at large. We need to be more proactive instead. We should be setting world trends, not following them. Come on people, we are the most powerful nation on the planet - we need to act like it.
Whatever happened to good ole American pride? It's like nobody cares about their own country anymore. All most people care about nowadays is putting their noses into other people's private lives. Let's look at the word "private" for a moment. "Private" basically means personal or hidden from the public (or should I say "pubic"?) eye....which is precisely where people's private lives belong.
So all you lifeless twits need to learn to leave other peoples business out of the limelight. Mind your own goddamn business and leave everyone else alone. Get a fucking life and find a worthwhile hobby, okay, assholes?!?! It would be so much easier to live peaceful lives if we all just minded our own business.
Well, hope I've offended someone! If not, wait 'till next time. Until then, get over it!!!!!!!!