Well folks, it's time for me to trash the heart of American culture. That being relationships - be they platonic, purely sexual, or "biblical" in nature. You see, I recently divorced my wife of six years because she is a worthless, lying whore. So, you can probably understand that I am rather bitter. I've decided to channel that bitterness into a useful topic: how worthless most people really are.
The main point that I am trying to make is that you can't trust people anymore; most folks are out to screw over anyone dumb enough to let them. For example, say your best friend - the one you've been friends with since you were kids - is down on his or her luck and needs a place to stay. So, being the good friend that you are, you invite them to stay with you and your significant other. Two weeks later, you come home from work early one day and your best friend and S.O. are in your bed, fucking away like a couple of rabid monkeys. Then, when they realize they've been caught, all of a sudden you're the bastard for interrupting their fun...so you get made out to be the bad guy.
It doesn't matter if you are just friends with someone, are just fucking them for the sake of fucking, or are truly giving your heart to them. Most people are out to please themselves, and to hell with anyone else. People in general are shit, most of them have no moral code and no loyalty outside of themselves. They can't fathom the idea of true friendship, mainly because their parents were self-centered crybabies who never took the time to teach their kids to be loyal, compassionate human beings.
Most people make friends for the purpose of gaining something, not just to have companionship but for actual material, monetary, or egotistical gain. So they go through life hurting people and thinking there won't be any consequences for their actions. Then, when something bad happens to them, they scream and cry about the injustice of the world, because they are such "good" people and they got hurt. They never stop to think what soulless bastards they really are, so instead, the world must be in the wrong (Christians as a whole fit this description to a tee).
A lot of you probably think I'm just blowing smoke here, not that what you think matters to anyone but you. Just think about it - how many friends do you have that have never asked you for anything or, better yet, tried to refuse your help in a financial matter? My guess would be very few to none. Now try this one - how many times have you been dating someone and caught them fucking one of your friends? Now maybe you'll understand where I'm coming from.
In summary all I really have to say is that the masses of humanity are nothing more than self-centered, diseased vermin who are out to multiply and tell people what they can and can't do (another perfect description of Christians). The point is, people, grow the fuck up and act like human beings instead of hormone (or is that "whore moan"?) driven rodents, scurrying around, looking for just one more fuck buddy.
Well good day and I hope some of you were offended, because if you're offended, maybe you'll stop and think a minute about why you're offended and realize I'm right. Until next time, stay out of other people's lives.