It is now time to turn my acidic gaze upon the one class of humanity that I personally despise with all of my black little heart, christians. If you happen to be a christian then you had best leave now as this will be a complete destruction of your wasted and idiotic beliefs.
Now before anyone starts questioning me as to what makes me qualified to write this let me explain. First of all, I was raised christian, at least to a degree, so I know what is taught in your little dens of lies. Secondly and most importantly, I have read your little bible three times from cover to cover. Therefore, I know what your religion is based on.
For starters I would like to say that the Roman practice of feeding christians to lions was a deserved punishment and was put to an end far to quickly. You see, I have decided that the christians were punished in this manner because they were terrorists and dissidents, just like they are today. They were obviously criminals and madmen, therefore they deserved their punishment.
All you ever hear anymore is how christians are "wrongfully" persecuted and despised by "hate-mongering pagans." Or, how their "god given" rights are refused by non-christians. Well, quite frankly if those sick, demented freaks would stop whining, defiling, raping and destroying other peoples faith, beliefs, and rights they would have been left alone long ago. There is an old saying that says "you reap what you sow;" well, the christian masses have spent two thousand years sowing hate and they will spend the next two thousand years reaping their reward.
The next thing I am sick of hearing from these morons is the overused argument about pornography. All they want to do is ban and censor anything they don't like or that makes them have to utilize their wasted undernourished minds. Then there is always their patented phrase "well that's offensive to god;" if god really did create all existence then what could possibly offend "him"? Quite frankly, I think the only thing that could offend god would be the villainy and hatred that the christians commit in "his" name.
Speaking of pornography, the most vile and degrading acts of pornography I have ever read took place in the bible. Rape, murder, incest, the list is too large and vile to name. Not to mention the horrific things that they do in their churches, all, supposedly, in the name of their god. It is enough to make a sane person cringe, these people are deranged psychopaths and worst yet they are taking control of this country. If they are not stopped we will all suffer at their bloodstained hands.
If they would actually read and follow their bible and stay to themselves they would be easier to deal with. Unfortunately for most of us, these illiterate fools have never even read their own "holy" book. They have no clue what is really in it, all they know is what they have been spoon-fed by some megalomaniacal preacher. Of course the preachers' only goal is to keep them stupid so they can be controlled more easily. That's why they cluster in large groups, because they are nothing but mindless herd animals looking for someone to lead them to the slaughter.
To sum up all that I have said so far, if we could get rid of at least some of these fanatical, nazi-esque, hate-filled maniacs this world would undoubtedly improve exponentially! Well, if I haven't offended you yet then you are either missing the point or you are rather jaded and I haven't found the right chord yet. Don't worry I am always coming up with more acidic things to say. I'll offend you all eventually!!!!!!!!!!!!!