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Welcome to Get Off The Cross!, the smallest magazine under governmental surveillance.

Allow me to introduce our (semi-)regular columns:

Mike's News: Our roving reporter, Mike Madden, gives us the scoop on the real story behind the news.

The Human Condition is back, where Silvermane continues writing the manual you should have received at birth.

Is It Just Me, Or...?, in which the editor gets to vent his own spleen on whatever subject has him upset this time around.

This issue:

• Mike presents an etiquette guide for dealing with third-shift clerks.
• Silvermane rants about the recent Pledge of Allegiance decision by the 9th Circuit Court.
• Rev. Bob takes a patriotic look at religion and America.
• And, if you haven't done so already, check out our configuration utility, where you can choose which columns you want to see, and turn off those you don't. If you can't find your favorite column, this is probably why.

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Get Off The Cross! Vol. VI, #3 (ISSN 1095-4031) is published roughly once a month on the Web at http://www.feelthehate.com/. Access and channel subscriptions are free. Editorial and publishing correspondence may be directed to Rev. Bob at editor@feelthehate.com. Comments on specific articles can also be sent to Rev. Bob, or to the respective author(s) wherever the "Email Author" navigation button appears. All content herein is legally protected under the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution; prosecutors will be violated.

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